2026/27 season · gameweek 7
Irvine Premier League
This week
Table
| # | Team | W-D-L | Pts | For |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Hookah DoncicArne Noori | 5-0-1 | 15 | 267 |
| 2 | wadelandArush Mehrotra | 4-1-1 | 13 | 270 |
| 3 | fent foldersRohit Chawla | 4-0-2 | 12 | 300 |
| 4 | Big MichailHugh Kang | 4-0-2 | 12 | 287 |
| 5 | Real ManhattanTeddy Hur | 4-0-2 | 12 | 227 |
| 6 | ShmoneyShyam Kannan | 3-1-2 | 10 | 264 |
| 7 | CHunkyJeet FCAshaank Jha | 3-0-3 | 9 | 255 |
| 8 | YANITEDAkash Dewan | 2-1-3 | 7 | 254 |
| 9 | RDunitedRaed Siddiqui | 2-0-4 | 6 | 229 |
| 10 | Old LadyNic Conta | 2-0-4 | 6 | 217 |
| 11 | AAhmed Shahin | 1-1-4 | 4 | 199 |
| 12 | RayanairJonathan Kfir | 0-0-6 | 0 | 197 |
From the desk
Shmoney Dance
Gameweek 6: Hookah Doncic lose for the first time, to three injured starters and a red card at Anfield, YANITED post the top score without setting a lineup, and Rayanair field a full eleven and lose anyway.
12 October 2026
Who Says No
International break special: six legal trades. The 5-0 team pays a real defender for a striker, the rivalry does business three weeks after the apology letter, and Old Lady sells the star.
21 September 2026
The Jordan Rules
Gameweek 5: Hookah Doncic go 5-0 on forty points from the back line and zero from its forwards, Arsenal and Chelsea lose 3-0 apiece, Rohit scores 68, and Raed drops Rashford for thirteen from the bench.
20 September 2026
Villain Arc
Gameweek 4: the machine beats the champion who wrote the case study, Old Lady scores fifteen by auto-sub, Raed finally wins, and Hugh posts the top score with a red card in his XI.
14 September 2026
How Long Will Arne’s Cinderella Run Last
Gameweek 3: the machine goes 3-0 on a left-back’s brace and a one-point win over twenty benched points, the champion steals one from the leader with 29, and three winless teams own Isak, Barcola and Bruno Guimarães.
6 September 2026
Three Strikers and You’re Out
Transfer window special: nineteen accepted moves, one man who filed none, a striker signed and injured in the same afternoon, and the machine restocking an attack that left the country.
3 September 2026
Dear Ra’ed, I Have Deeply Wronged You
Gameweek 2: two draws, a 65-point rebuttal from the number one pick, a tank-off won by the man trying to lose it, and the machine at 2-0.
31 August 2026
Claude Don’t Fail Me Now
Gameweek 1: the machine goes 1-0, the reigning champ loses by one to a benching made in Mexico, and the week's best defender never plays.
24 August 2026
Here. We. Go.
The season preview: twelve rosters, 54 autopicks, and one striker with a boarding pass to Riyadh.
20 August 2026
Every Premier League player ranked — projections, VORP, real ADP off thousands of crawled drafts, and how each of them is actually going this season.
Every player in the big five leagues converted to what their season would have been worth in the Premier League — so you can see who is worth wanting before he arrives.
Previews, recaps, power rankings, and the occasional printed correction.